I couldn’t get sleep, alright? The giant hamster is from Tome of Horrors Complete. The skeleton and zombie templates come from Pathfinder RPG Bestiary.
Giant Hamster Skeleton CR 2
XP 600
NE Large undead
Init +6; Senses low-light vision; Perception +5
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AC 17, touch 12, flat-footed 15 (+2 Dex, +7 natural, -1 size)
hp 18 (4d8)
Fort +2, Ref +4, Will +2
DR 5/bludgeoning; Immune cold, undead immunities
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Speed 20 ft., burrow 10 ft.
Melee bite +6 (1d8+6)
Space 10 ft.; Reach 5 ft.
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Str 19, Dex 15, Con —, Int —, Wis 10, Cha 10
Base Atk +3; CMB +8; CMD 19 (23 vs. trip)
Feats Improved InitiativeB
Giant Hamster Zombie CR 1
XP 400
NE Large undead
Init +1; Senses low-light vision; Perception +9
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AC 18, touch 10, flat-footed 17 (+1 Dex, +8 natural, -1 size)
hp 33 (6d8+6)
Fort +2, Ref +2, Will +2
DR 5/slashing; Immune undead traits
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Speed 20 ft., burrow 10 ft.
Melee bite +7 (1d8+5) or slam +7 (1d8+5)
Space 10 ft.; Reach 5 ft.
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Str 21, Dex 11, Con —, Int —, Wis 10, Cha 10
Base Atk +3; CMB +9; CMD 19 (23 vs. trip)
Feats ToughnessB
SQ staggered
The work of a twisted genius 🙂
Hardly requires a genius for this. I’ve got the hamster in one book and the templates in another, and I just mash them together according to a preset mechanical process. This is just me playing with numbers because I’m bored and too tired to do anything that requires me to think.
Fantasy, abandoned by reason, produces impossible hamsters.